Ways to die in Dagorhir LOL

1.. Forgetting that your sword has no stabby tip.
2.. Getting your breastplate bent in because you called light on a veteran with a red.
3.. Insulting a Roman's mother.
4.. Rushing a shield wall with nothing but a rock.
5.. Wearing red near the Ork camp.
6.. Sneaking up on a veteran. Even if you make the kill, you're field sausage sooner or later.
7.. Ogling the cleavage for one sword-pass too long.
8.. running away one armed screaming "OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD"
9."mashed patatos" spuding at a event
10." death to you and your hiers" red to the crotch
11.Laughing at an archer for missing in the first event of the day
12.telling the dwarf to stop drinking
13. party boying the herald
14. making goblin your king!
15.CTF: making a dash with the flag... with only one leg and a single blue
16.Fighting florentine on a bridge battle.
17.Jugger: Quick death (playing as quick)
18. Calling Oof little man

Hirgon wrote:

12.telling Oddvar to stop drinking

There we go lol

where is the like button!!

"Don't run you'll just die tired" - Izzy <

xD

Muahahahahaha!

19- Forgetting that the archers on the fortress towers may have rocks as well as arrows. You die either way.

20. Facing Taco, 9 times out of 10. The tenth being the lucky time you knock the weapon out of his hand and have a chance if you run at him fast enough.

Konradr

Being the first goblins in goblin raid. (poor bastards)

Smart gobbo's stay in the back of the raid

23. trying to grapple taco