Things you said drunk...

OK, I realize some of our reader will have no idea what I am on about, being the peachy faced, clean cut youths of under 18...

However... For the rest of us grizzled guzzlers...

Have you ever said anything that sounds completely like sense until it comes out of your mouth...?

I had a classic tonight - luckily it wasn't in front of someone -it was practice (i know even worse - especially after only 2 SMALL glasses of wiine...) but still...

and I quote - In memory and imagination - than the good spirits!!!!


'are your weapons always this firm on impact?'


Sounds so wrong!!!
Was not the desired effect - was actually asking about how hard they hit...

All I got back was a LOL...

I've never been drunk but I've been buzzed before at one of the events I didn't say anything stupid but I lost my balance and almost fell on the ground ._.

I suppose I'm fortunate as I seem to maintain my composure when I've had a few. (Sits back to wait for the backlash).

Phoxly: "Do I have legs? Where'd they go?"

Demie Zephyra wrote:

Phoxly: "Do I have legs? Where'd they go?"

did phoxly really say that lol?

Yep, but I kept track of those bad boys last time we got drunk, and I made sure they didn't go anywhere.

"Let me tell you about love..."

And the guy sat through all 3 hours of it.