Dag/Bel Walmart Shopping Awkwardness...

Anyone go into walmart and explain a list of things you are looking for and get this badass WTF look?


My shopping list:

Skittles
Jockstrap
Cup
Rope
Metal Rods
Hockey Tape
Pajama Pants


Its like a date rape fetish kit... o.0 I left it to the clerks imagination as to waht I was using all that for than trying to explain my true intentions.


Anyone else have weird shopping experiences lookin for dag supplies?

walk out with a 5 gall water jug, 8 rolls of camping foam, and a oreo popsicle.


thats wierd

Lmao, when we first started, we always thought the same thing. We would come up with stories of what they were all thinking:p

For one of the anime nights me and alacian went to at taco's house we got:

Small garden shovels
Chocalate Cake Mix
Gummie Worms
Soda
and 1 or 2 plant holders O.o

Pink duct tape
Camping Foam
Dog collar
Chocolate syrup
and a booster pack of Worldwakes. xD

:3

So I go into walmart after fighting for aloe, because my neck is crispy, and the gal at the front door asks if I just came from a ren faire. I say no, but give her the short shpeel about you guys... long story short, you might have another player soon

Thanks for the PR Morlock. I'll see if I can't get a trip going in the near future to cottonwood and help solidify your group. I'll give you enough notice so you can make a call to phoenix to see if Fugl brenna wants to come up and spar a little too.

Konradr

best time would be sept or later as that is closer to the end of event season and the weather will be cooler here.

Me and Rilith were in our garb and ready to go to Ren Fair. We stopped in a 99 cent store and when we got to the clerk the first thing Rilith says is


"So, do you think we'll win at the costume party?"


Needless to say, my head went straight down and the clerk (who was an elderly woman) said "no".


Rilith is great to buy dag stuff with, we bought pool noodles and told the lady we were going to a pool party. I don't make it awkward. But thats me... and I'm a gnome

I bought 3 rolls of camp pad and 2 arrows in one go and the check out lady asked if we were going camping...
"Nope, hunting"
"Hunting what?"
"People"
She laughed "No, really?"
"Yep"
"Where at?"
"At the public park"
"Really?"
"Yep. Wanna come with?"
She laughed again "Sure. I'm off in 3 hours"

Needless to say she wasn't too disappointed.

2nd time:
I roll up with 7 rolls of camp pad, powder gatorade, and a roll of duct tape. The check out lady asked if we were going camping...
"Nope, hunting"
"Oh! That's scary..."
"The scary part is what we are hunting."
LONG PAUSE, over 20 seconds...
"Hunting what?" (Scared voice)
"People" I say with a grin. She looks to gal I was shopping with and she gives a sad nod before she glances back to me, her hand slowly reaching for the panic button.
"Really?"
"Yep. Every Sunday at the public park."
I swear she must have been pushing the panic button under the counter like there was no tomorrow. With our goods paid for, we started walking towards the door. Before we got to far I turned back to her with a toothy grin, "You want to join us?"

Needless to say, we eventually explained everything to her.