To the Barad'Dun Boys..

...I was at the WIC office today with my cousin...

There were some really burly, and heavy set men there...one in shorts, weighing like three hundred pounds...tattoos down his arms...choppy mullet with a ponytail....sat next to me and gave me the once over SEVERAL times....It was creepy...

Anyway. Point of the story....Mom said if we get to Dagorhir and everybody looks like that and is giving me the once over or everyone is lining up to grapple me...I can't participate.

That's all I wanted to say. She already said she's bringing the camera and is going to tell everyone she wants a mug shot and fingerprints...lol

God I hope it goes over well. Don't take my hobby away because some acne faced sixty year old still interested in Star Wars starts giggling and offers me candy. =P

~ Alacian

well... damn... there goes my plans... guess ill just bring watermelon.

I hate watermelon. =P

Smells like cucumbers.

But its so tastey..... do you like apples?

Love apples, oranges, bananas, strawberries, and some other odd fruit from nam that my neighbor had me eat...

We don't have any burly 300 pound men, sorry. Unless you count Oddvar, he's a grizzly.

Strider wrote:

We don't have any burly 300 pound men, sorry. Unless you count Oddvar, he's a grizzly.

Ha ha. Cute. I think he's the one that Kurt said would grapple me. >_>

Yeah, that's him, he loves to grapple.

I see.

Don'ts:
* Kick
* Punch
* Bite

Do's:
* Grapple
* Fondle
* Grope
* Agilely experienced

Now you're getting it!