My Healing Poem

Subject: My Healing Poem Sat Oct 01, 2011 5:04 pm

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Subject: Re: My Healing Poem Sat Oct 01, 2011 5:37 pm

Mine stolen from my buddy Malpan:

Oy, Pinkeh!* Wat's yer name?
Are you willing to receive aid from Maglubiyet?
Do you promise to perform shenanigans in his name before next the sun rises?

Maglubiyet! Hear tha words of Dis Pinkeh!*
'e has sworn to perform shenanigans tonight, for your amusement!
In return, I ask that you remove tha wounds 'e has recieved today in battle, and mend 'is/'er broken stuffs.

What? Whaddaya mean 'no'?

Look, we've talked about dis. You gots to uphold your end of the bargan, or I'm gonna start worshiping Mork'n'Mindy, or whatever their names are.

OK! OK! No need to get all smite-y!

Look 'ere, how abouts I throw an extra baby on dah fire tonight for you?
Yes, and the shenanigans.

Alright then.

Pinkeh!* Maglubiyet has healed you!
Git! And don't forget yer promise!