You Know You're in Barad' Dun When.....

If you've ever laughed at a trekkie while you're claiming to be an elf.

If you have a budget category on your account log that says 'Barad'Dun'.

If your death wish is to be impaled by a fiberglass core.

If you've ever gone to the gym with enough bruises that at least five people ask if you were abused.

If you've ever gone to work in a blood stained shirt and when asked what happened, you could honestly say you were shot by an arrow.

If you've been asked by a preacher who you're on the phone with and you've said..."Heretic." and been told you were going to hell.

If you've ever sat in Taco Bell and plotted the best way to saute ribs.

If you've ever eaten taco's at Taco's house.

If you're asked how you met someone and you can say it was when they almost crushed your larynx with a nine foot spear. - and you've been friends ever since.

If when asked the top six people you'd like most to give your eulogy and you've said...."Smithy, The Spartan, Taco, Nightmare, Heretic, or Bacchus."

If you've ever had someone tell you that being killed by a Heretic is the best way to die....and you didn't laugh.

If you've missed church to kill people with foam.

If you've ever been asked your favorite method of killing and you've said that foam coated death works the best.

If you've gone to work limping and when asked what happened...you tell them your King was thrown into you the day before.

If you've ever shield kicked someone in the chest when you were drunk on your ass. (Ha ha, Taco.)

If you've been asked by your mother who you're going to Taco Bell with and you've said Sasquatch...and she said she hoped you had fun (having never met him at that).

You know your Smithy is good when he has a playstation in his pickup.

You've been asked why you can't lift boxes and can honestly say that you hurt your shoulder while fighting a Sasquatch because he tried to take your javelin away.

You gave someone DAP or foam for Christmas....and they were excited about it. (Surt to Taco. lol)

When you've been asked what killed you and you can say that crack cocaine did...(a rock from St. George.)

When friends you've had for twenty years don't know what your 'real' name is.

K-

You know you're in Dagorhir when all you hear is "DAP, DAP, DAP and Duct Tape and Cloth Tape, and Light, Medium and OOOOMMMPPPHHH!" Then you know people are itching for a weapon's build.

Konradr