TO ARMS!!! BARAD'DUN IS GOING TO BE RAIDED! ...

A merchant from the East has noted that the coffer's of An Tir Dearg are at their season low. Normally that realm would venture north to raid the lands of Ered Duath and Aquilonia, but this summer they have decided to come South!

The Realm will be raided on August 13th.

To Arms all Able bodied men, women, Orcs, Trolls, Goblin's, Dwarves and Elves! Rouse the King from his drunken debauchery, Find the Shepherd! Stir the Marshall (and tickle her for good measure) The Realm must mobilize. Everyone do all in their power to be present on the battlefield that day and protect our home and our honor!

Konradr, Leader of the War Wolves.

They shall find nothing of worth but my cold steel!

Aye lad, Aye!

You form the Royal Army in our Center with the available Realm Mercenaries. I will form the War Wolves on your Right and Taco shall have the Black Lions on your Left. Let's crush these buggars!


Konradr

You have my bow.

and you have my sword

Chime in all who will stand with Barad'Dun on that day! We need you. When the Realm fights, everyone fights! We fight together to victory or death.

Konradr

Depending on how many come down, we can play outpost 7

My spear is ready for them.

Phoxly bespoke

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Depending on how many come down, we can play outpost 7

I would also like to challenge them with the Barad'Dun Dragon.

Konradr

Whats the Barad'Dun dragon

Its scared of the War Wolves... that much I know. It was challenged months ago and hasn't shown its scaley hide.

-Convel

The Dragon is 7 guys roped together in the shape of a Dragon. The head is armed with a bow and dagger (represents fire breath and teeth), The legs are big guys with single swords (represents claws), the Tail is the guy on the end and has a red that he can slice and dice shields and challengers with. The heart is in the center. He has no weapon, but has a shield and is considered fully armoured. They must be roped together at all times. All Dragon parts except for the heart, are invulnerable to all weapons. Only the heart can be hurt or killed. Killing the heart is the only way to kill the Dragon.

Konradr

Aye Old Wolf! You have my spear and my "voice" (if needed for helping herald)!


-Izmiranna Peregrine
Pirate Viking or Viking Pirate...?

You have my bow!

will be there if you need an extra herald just shout!

You have my garb!

*embarressed* Sorry, that is all I have to contribute to the Realm at the moment.....

Sarabi, I want you to fight!

Hollister, Everyone should be in Garb when we have visitors from another Realm. We can loan you something to kill them with.

Konradr

ill be there

sorry the bad LotR puns were killing me

Dante! That's what Dag is all about.... Bad LOTR puns! =)

Konradr

i might fight not sure yet. TT_TT

Here's the latest words from An Tir Dearg:

Iskyatel, swaggering like Mussolini, said:

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You all goin' down wolf-boy and it's gonna be fun.

I still have a few of those round shield blanks if any of your people want me to bring them down a blank.

He doesn't know it, but he's very Norse like, threatening to Kill and Trade in the same speach. He must secretly wish to be a War Wolf Blood Brother.

Konradr

Further rumblings from the North:

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I have the 28" white foam shields for $20, about 4 of them, and the 30" heavier, dark gray shields for $20 as well, 1 of those. If people want to make a punch out of them they can let me know and I'll teach them the really cool and long-lasting method Fitz came up with for putting in punch handles.

If you start busting out your Norse, I'll start busting out my Slav. Just sayin'. . .

Konradr

If any of them are interested, I have microcell blade kits for sale, they fit kitespar and max gains hollow/solid 1/2" rounds.

I won't be able to purchase one, but I'd like to see what exactly this product is if you can bring one.

Thanks.

Will do man, they are 1.5"x3" when on the sword, and super light. My next batch will probably be more min, with a smaller striking surface, and a little smaller flat of the blade given the new rules. Selling them for $6 a piece.

They make up to a 32" blade, with a 6-8" handle you can do up to a 42" sword + pommel.